Okay, so I’m sitting in this little corner cafe, the one with the terrible Wi-Fi but the best oat milk lattes, you know the one. It’s one of those weirdly sunny Sunday afternoons where you feel both incredibly lazy and weirdly productive. I was supposed to be planning my content calendar for next month—a task I usually dread—but then I remembered this thing my friend Alex, a total data nerd, sent me a while back. He was like, “You need to get your life together, try this.” And he linked me to this orientdig spreadsheet. I rolled my eyes so hard, I’m surprised they’re still in my head. A spreadsheet?…